Icelandic Magic for Modern Living by Boff Konkerz

Author:Boff Konkerz
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2017-11-23T22:32:55+00:00

Hégómastafur

Stave to get more likes on Instagram

To get more likes on Instagram, log out of your account at midnight on a moonless night, write this stave on your forehead with the blood of a depressed mouse and take a selfie in front of a poor widow’s back door. Log back onto Instagram at dawn and post the selfie and your likes will multiply from that point onwards.

Grænkustafur

Stave to guarantee you’ll see the northern lights

Paint the lenses of your sunglasses black and once it dries paint this stave on the lenses with green ink. Head out into nature on the longest day of the year and drink several large glasses of Jameson’s and Mix.* Remove all of your clothes and throw them into the sea, down a hole or into an active volcano. Smoke a ridiculous amount of Cannabis sativa forma indica. Walk back into town wearing the magic sunglasses. Go directly to your home and google “aurora borealis.” You will see the northern lights in all its glory.

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